Red, white, and beard

You better watch out!  SANTA CON is coming to town!
Red Light has all the red, white, and beard you need to blend in with the
Claus clan this holiday season.  We stock up on the dopest yuletide duds
all year ’round so we have a killer selection of both nice and naughty
looks – and our prices are low so you’ll have plenty left over to shop for
everyone on your list!  And don’t forget about those ugly holiday
sweaters…they’re great conversation pieces – which can really come in handy
at those awkward family gatherings.